Wat in the f**k should i get this kid for christmas

I havent written for two days but aww well! I played basketball this weekend and we won by one point. And then i had my mums stupid chrismas work party.(which aunti owns the work place) My aunti was still really upset. OH! and the girl that reasigned decided to turn up.

I was hoping if you guys would know what to give a 8 year old for christmas??